Comparison

Noted vs Hetzner

Noted and Hetzner both land on Depends.

Noted

Depends

Confidence: Low

Low confidence: noted.lol is a self-hosting blog whose only offer is a $4/month HostHatch VPS referral, with no independent evidence on quality.

Depends

Confidence: Low

Buy if you're technical and want maximum raw compute per euro in GDPR-compliant German data centers.

Noted versus Hetzner
Compare	Noted	Hetzner
Verdict	Depends	Depends
Best for	Hobbyist self-hosters	Technical teams wanting cheap raw compute
Who it's not for	Non-technical users who can't run a Linux server	Non-technical buyers wanting fully managed hosting
Privacy	No known public vulnerabilities found in the sources reviewed.^¹	No known public vulnerabilities found in the sources reviewed.^⁶
Support quality	Solo-run blog; no support model found	No support claims or reviews in evidence.
Public sentiment	No reviews of itself were found; every review source reviewed covers a different product named 'Noted'.^⁴	No independent user reviews were found in the sources reviewed; all claims come from Hetzner's own marketing pages.^⁶
Biggest gotcha	Guess: VPS self-hosting means you own patching, backups, and security entirely.^¹	Expect unmanaged servers: the page sells hardware and price, not hands-on help.^⁶